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Corny Pickup Lines

How You Doin’?

Challa Watkins doing the signature pickup line pose of the finger gun and a smile. Taken by Katie Boergert.

Challa Watkins doing the signature pickup line pose of the finger gun and a smile. Taken by Katie Boergert.

Challa Watkins doing the signature pickup line pose of the finger gun and a smile. Taken by Katie Boergert.

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Have you ever liked someone but didn’t know what to say to them? Well, here are some pickup lines that you can tell your crush to get their attention, or just to laugh at.

“Are you a magician? Because when I look at you everyone else disappears!”

“Are you trash? Because I want to take you out.” (Provided by Hunter Watson)

“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.”

“Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

“Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”

“If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber!”

“Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.”

“Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

“Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”

“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

“Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”

“Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!”

“I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”

“Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!”

“Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”

“If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he kept it for himself.”

“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”

“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”

“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”

“Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

“Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.”

“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

“Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.”

“I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.”

“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

“Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

“Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.”

“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

“Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!”

“Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”

“Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?” (hold up a mirror)

“Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.”

“I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

“You’re so beautiful I forgot my pickup line!”

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